July 25, 2026

• downtown— toot

  

• “Had to lay ’er down” machismo is endemic to motorcycle culture, so there’s a fundamental fatalism built into the scene, but I thought I’d noticed more deaths this year.

  Oregon lane splitters are idiots tho.— toot

• downtown— toot

  

• downtown— toot

  

• bye and bye— toot

  

July 17, 2026

• That bittersweet moment where you tell your 22-year-old child about a professional accomplishment or personal achievement, then realize their admiration also includes a very minor adjustment to their deeply held belief that you’ve always been an idiot.— toot

July 12, 2026

• Worked in Yellowstone and saw a few tourons chased inside by bison. One coworker claimed to have seen one roll a car.— toot

July 11, 2026

• Around the night market— toot

  

• “The police that they’re adding are the mental health police.”

  Maybe a possible fine for suborning the ballot process.

  And with a lie tailored for Portland’s soft, white centrist lib underbelly.

  🤘🇺🇸🤘— toot

July 8, 2026

• Springwater— toot